Rubber Stamps: Humor

 
Art: Cheaper Than Therapy

1-1/2 x 5/8"

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Buckle My Shoe

I've seen a few variants of this rhyme (mostly changing in the last half), but here's the version from the vintage book that inspired this stamp:

One, two, buckle my shoe;
Three, four, shut the door;
Five, six, pick up sticks;
Seven, eight, lay them straight;
Nine, ten, a good fat hen;
Eleven, twelve, who will delve;
Thirteen, fourteen, maid's a-courting;
Fifteen, sixteen, maids a-kissing;
Seventeen, eighteen, maids a-waiting;
Nineteen, twenty, my stomach's empty.

Approx. 2-3/8" x 3"

Regular prices:
Unmounted: $5.49;
On Cling Foam: $8.25;
Mounted: $10.99

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Brownies/Life Preserver

Such cute guys! Would work well on an envelope (you could extend the line to the top edge of the envelope). More Brownies.

Approx. 1-1/2" x 3-1/2"

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Pretending to be a Normal Person...

Approx. 2-3/4" x 1-1/2"

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This better not go in the trash.

Approx. 2-1/2" x 1/2"

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